ick.

[jeca_pereca]

i just got a message from this guy on myspace. did i hear someone say SLEAZE??? he does not even has his picture on there which i suspect is because a guy who claims to be 5'6", (which in real world height means he is 5'4") and is 180lbs (in real world = 200lbs) cannot possibly be all that sexy....

[i'm horrible, i know]

Comments

[lunar_dolphin]

lol

[rubicante_kid]

There's just no room for a good mystery anymore.

[jeca_pereca]

i know. i killed it.

[schmeef]

well, you and the internet.

way to go. jeez.

[jeca_pereca]

i know - what a catch!

[sticky_as_rice]

Don't forget open minded also...

[jeca_pereca]

i am obviously blind *and* stupid when i am willing to let such a fine specimen go...

[watchamacallit]

and you didn't write back??!!

[jeca_pereca]

you crack me up.

[schmeef]

best myspace creepatron from the last month:

"you are a very beautiful young lady and i would like to chat sometime if your interested...sound like you have had a lot of losers here in the past but I am a serious person and dont play games"

then again, he's 44.

YEEEEAH. I'M GETTING IN ON THE GOOD STUFF.

[thewicked3000]

that's DOUBLE your age!?!

[schmeef]

YEEEEUP.

hey. i guess i'll just have that as a backup plan.

(bleuggh.)

[jeca_pereca]

gross. you should write back and say: stop bothering me you old man. you disgust me. (or something along those lines...)