diablo II and a rezillos lp

lying in the gutter ( Read more... )

Where are we going ( Read more... )

I hate it when people try to pressure me to go to church; it happens every sunday without fail. so i guess i'm a bad person because i'd rather be out feeding the needy and helping people, instead of listening to some greasy pedophile talk about how some retard managed to get eaten by a fish ( Read more... )

well, its not official or anything, but i guess me and carmen are kind of dating. im just glad she's worked through most of her problems. she was a mess for a while there. it seems weird, but i feel like i'm at a crossroads somehow. I'm happy with carmen, but it feels like i'm missing out on something else. maybe i'm just being cautiously ( Read more... )

Things i learned last night ( Read more... )

i should really be careful about what shirts i wear. I wore a Mr. ROgers shirt, and he died the next day, im wearing an MDC shirt, and some police officer was just killed.

why don't i have a Dubya shirt?

last night i dreamt i was a news reporter, and I was trying to lure a bear to a dumpster. I filled one dumpster with strawberry syrup, some weird melted licorice syrup, and chocolate. There was another dumpster full of something else, but i can't remember what. SO, if you ever need to lure a bear to a dumpster, i suggest filling it with strawberry ( Read more... )

I have a cadbury advent calendar, and i swear to god that today's chocolate was an atom-bomb. Chocolate atom-bomb ( Read more... )

So there's a toy-drive thing at my work, just a box to donate toys in. Only problem is it's been there since mid november, and no one had donated anything ( Read more... )