I made sure to shut the blinds, the light it heals from time to time, but beneath those moments lie the darkness. It quells from the sides, the bed it meets the bend, the tricks and twists that we all know, we know them so well, but hide it all from time to time.The peace that meets every hand thats shook, the glancing stares off at unawares, it's ( Read more... )

Great stuff, the President said on live tv twice that sometimes he goes on "the internets"..  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FUN8tmL-csRead more... )

The last entry I had before here was so gloomy so instead I deleted that shit and am going to write something else ( Read more... )

I got a great idea. Lets all read Goosebumps again.


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                                            Dad                                                     +                                 Mom


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I like to shit and piss,
My maiden name is chris
When I poop
I eat fruit loops
and then I make a wish.

I wish to get the runs
I wish to someday cum
Inside a girl
Her toes will curl
When they break we'll eat the crumbs.

I like to shit and fart
But before they even start
I call my bro
To watch me blow
It sometimes gets him hard.

I've come to the conclusion that Dasani water sucks but I will keep drinking it for it's cool bottle.

On a sidenote, if we ever offer water to aliens I think it will be in Dasani bottles. There so futuristic.

yooooo man whats good just chillin yo i miss you we'll chill soon later dude
yoo whats good kid hows life like college werd peace man
yoo whaats up chillin you yo visit me l8er
whats up nah im good chillin werd peace

My goal for this winter is to grow my hair out again and grow a full beard. I want one so bad.

I'm writing these words on the back of a turnstile and i'm leaning my neck ever so slight to see down the shirt of the girl wearing white Man this aint right but oh well I never meant to be nice That's not to say i'm not nice I'm staring at pictures of ( Read more... )

Do you ever get this feeling ?
It's like deep down inside.
It drives you nuts and causes you to have nightmares.
I think i'm going through that.
I feel like little ants are crawling throughout my body
Causing me to weez and cough.
It's been going on for like a month.
MY BUTT ITCHES