A meme stolen from the ever-wonderful
joanne_cComment with a fandom, character, or pairing or grouping, and I'll respond with a title, summary, (and possibly an excerpt) for the Bad Romance Novel inspired by it. (Expect to see romantic bastardizations of names, nonsensical gender-bending, and purple prose.) Then, post this meme to your journal and do the
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Your choice of:
due South, Constable Benton Fraser, Det. Ray Kowalski, Det. Ray Vecchio, Asst. States Attorney Stella Kowalski Vecchio, and Diefenbaker
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Friday Night Lights, Tim Riggins, Tyra Colette, Landry Clarke, Julie Taylor, and Matt Saracen
(I've tried to pick shows you don't watch, at least as far as I can recall. Heh.)
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Title: Frozen Heat
Summary: When the Chicago Police Department takes in a Canadian Rocky, the officer from the frozen tundra will melt the entire station.
Excerpt:
Fraser let out a low moan. "Raaaayyy," he breathed, knowing that both his lovers would believe that he meant him. "I don't know what I'll do without you."
"I can't believe this is our last night together," Ray K. said mournfully. "I don't know how we'll ever solve our latest case when you return to Saskatchewan."
"To hell with our case," Ray V. burst out angrily. "I don't know how I'll get out of bed in the morning without you there."
"I know," Fraser whimpered. "I know."
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Title: Demon Lawyer, Demon Lover
Summary: Bianca was everything he'd ever wanted, but his brother Wyatt had stolen her from him. Will Chris find love again with Cole? Or will Cole's secret alliance with Wyatt lead to more heartbreak for Chris?
Excert:
Cole was devouring Chris in a kiss, almost as if he were trying to suck out his lover's soul along with his tonsils. Just when Chris decided he was going to explode from desire, Cole's cell phone shattered the moment.
Cole immediately pulled out his phone and flipped it open. His gaze shuttered as soon as he saw who was calling him. "Sorry," he muttered insincerely. "I have to get this."
Chris sat on the bed and pretended not to listen. He was hurt that Cole would drop him for work, but he knew better than to protest.
"Yeah," Cole snapped. "Yes, already! It's taken care of." Cole let his gaze wander over towards the bed and Chris felt himself shiver at the look in his eyes. "I'm ( ... )
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Six/Peri.
*runs away giggling*
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Summary: The fact that Peri's best friend was male had never mattered one way or another until he saved her life and nearly died from it. With a new lease on life, everything about him changes... including his relationship with Peri!
Excerpt:
"Did you know that peri are evil in Persian mythology?" Taken aback by the sudden change in conversation, Peri gaped at him but said nothing. "Just like you ( ... )
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I'm currently watching Cousin Bette, and Colin is so TRULY GLORIOUS in this. I shall be posting caps this weekend, I'm sure.
*needs cold shower*
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And just for shits and giggles, how bout trying your hand at a bit of Frankie/Riff Raff, coz like, everyone loves Rocky horror, lol.
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Title: Explosive Combination
Summary: Everyone assumed they had a father-daughter relationship, or at least a teacher-student one. Everyone was wrong.
ExceptHe wasn't handsome, at least not in the traditional sense. He wasn't tall, and he wasn't blonde, and his muscles had never rippled for as long as she'd known him. And yet, Ace thought he was the most attractive man she'd ever met ( ... )
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Dang, but the smutfest that would've followed would have been hawt!!
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I don't understand why most of fandom sees Seven as the most asexual of all the Doctors when he has the most smoldering gaze of all when he wants to use it. Yes, he can be absent-minded, but when he focuses he REALLY focuses!
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Giles/Ethan/Mr. Gordo
Or you can tell a romantic tale from Hogwarts starring:
Hagrid/Buckbeak/Professor Trelawney/Dobby the House Elf
Have fun!
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