Oh! It's so romantic!

Apr 06, 2007 15:56

A meme stolen from the ever-wonderful joanne_cComment with a fandom, character, or pairing or grouping, and I'll respond with a title, summary, (and possibly an excerpt) for the Bad Romance Novel inspired by it. (Expect to see romantic bastardizations of names, nonsensical gender-bending, and purple prose.) Then, post this meme to your journal and do the ( Read more... )

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malnpudl April 6 2007, 21:15:34 UTC
I can't resist; you're such a hoot at these things.

Your choice of:

due South, Constable Benton Fraser, Det. Ray Kowalski, Det. Ray Vecchio, Asst. States Attorney Stella Kowalski Vecchio, and Diefenbaker

or

Friday Night Lights, Tim Riggins, Tyra Colette, Landry Clarke, Julie Taylor, and Matt Saracen

(I've tried to pick shows you don't watch, at least as far as I can recall. Heh.)

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jedi_penguin April 6 2007, 21:40:19 UTC
I don't watch either, but the only thing I've heard about FNL is either "it's wonderful!" or "it's unwatchable!" So due South it is...

Title: Frozen Heat
Summary: When the Chicago Police Department takes in a Canadian Rocky, the officer from the frozen tundra will melt the entire station.

Excerpt:

Fraser let out a low moan. "Raaaayyy," he breathed, knowing that both his lovers would believe that he meant him. "I don't know what I'll do without you."

"I can't believe this is our last night together," Ray K. said mournfully. "I don't know how we'll ever solve our latest case when you return to Saskatchewan."

"To hell with our case," Ray V. burst out angrily. "I don't know how I'll get out of bed in the morning without you there."

"I know," Fraser whimpered. "I know."

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jedi_penguin April 7 2007, 03:10:52 UTC
Nope, never saw Charmed (though I used to have an icon for it). But I'll have a go!

Title: Demon Lawyer, Demon Lover
Summary: Bianca was everything he'd ever wanted, but his brother Wyatt had stolen her from him. Will Chris find love again with Cole? Or will Cole's secret alliance with Wyatt lead to more heartbreak for Chris?

Excert:

Cole was devouring Chris in a kiss, almost as if he were trying to suck out his lover's soul along with his tonsils. Just when Chris decided he was going to explode from desire, Cole's cell phone shattered the moment.

Cole immediately pulled out his phone and flipped it open. His gaze shuttered as soon as he saw who was calling him. "Sorry," he muttered insincerely. "I have to get this."

Chris sat on the bed and pretended not to listen. He was hurt that Cole would drop him for work, but he knew better than to protest.

"Yeah," Cole snapped. "Yes, already! It's taken care of." Cole let his gaze wander over towards the bed and Chris felt himself shiver at the look in his eyes. "I'm ( ... )

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jedi_penguin April 7 2007, 03:32:40 UTC
*laughing* Thank you! Sadly, that's all I have in me. I think any more would require at least SOME familiarity with canon...

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bibliophile1887 April 6 2007, 22:12:37 UTC
Oh, you just know I *have* to!!!

Six/Peri.

*runs away giggling*

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jedi_penguin April 7 2007, 02:25:47 UTC
Title: Resurrection Romance
Summary: The fact that Peri's best friend was male had never mattered one way or another until he saved her life and nearly died from it. With a new lease on life, everything about him changes... including his relationship with Peri!

Excerpt:

"Did you know that peri are evil in Persian mythology?" Taken aback by the sudden change in conversation, Peri gaped at him but said nothing. "Just like you ( ... )

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bibliophile1887 April 7 2007, 02:30:08 UTC
Oh, good gracious ... I SO want to read the rest of that fic!!!

I'm currently watching Cousin Bette, and Colin is so TRULY GLORIOUS in this. I shall be posting caps this weekend, I'm sure.

*needs cold shower*

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jedi_penguin April 7 2007, 03:12:44 UTC
Hee! I thought Remus and Sirius had used up my BDSM muse entirely; I'm as surprised as you to discover that I had this in me. I"m not sure I have much more, which is sad, because I want to read it too!

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phlegethon_vii April 7 2007, 00:15:25 UTC
Well, of course I'm gonna say Seven/Ace :p

And just for shits and giggles, how bout trying your hand at a bit of Frankie/Riff Raff, coz like, everyone loves Rocky horror, lol.

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jedi_penguin April 7 2007, 03:31:23 UTC
It's been too long since I've seen Rocky Horror; I don't even remember who Riff Raff is! (And yes, I know this makes me a bad Tony fangirl... *hangs head in shame* May Mr. Head forgive me someday.) How about I start with Seven/Ace and come back to the second one after I refresh my aging memory.

Title: Explosive Combination
Summary: Everyone assumed they had a father-daughter relationship, or at least a teacher-student one. Everyone was wrong.

ExceptHe wasn't handsome, at least not in the traditional sense. He wasn't tall, and he wasn't blonde, and his muscles had never rippled for as long as she'd known him. And yet, Ace thought he was the most attractive man she'd ever met ( ... )

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phlegethon_vii April 7 2007, 04:41:25 UTC
Brilliant, lol.

Dang, but the smutfest that would've followed would have been hawt!!

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jedi_penguin April 7 2007, 04:49:25 UTC
*laughing* I want to read that too!

I don't understand why most of fandom sees Seven as the most asexual of all the Doctors when he has the most smoldering gaze of all when he wants to use it. Yes, he can be absent-minded, but when he focuses he REALLY focuses!

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gileswench April 7 2007, 00:17:48 UTC
Since everyone else is being exceptionally cruel and choosing shows you don't/didn't watch, I'm going to give you a slow ball across the plate:

Giles/Ethan/Mr. Gordo

Or you can tell a romantic tale from Hogwarts starring:

Hagrid/Buckbeak/Professor Trelawney/Dobby the House Elf

Have fun!

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phlegethon_vii April 7 2007, 00:24:20 UTC
Oooh yeah, and Dumbledore/McGonnagal :p

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jedi_penguin April 7 2007, 04:10:36 UTC
I tried writing them once before, and it somehow morphed into Dumbledore/Umbridge smut. I'm still traumatized! No more Dumbledore fic-writing for me! *laughing*

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gileswench April 7 2007, 04:24:01 UTC
The mere thought of Dumbledore/Umbridge smut terrifies me...and I wrote Drunk!Riley/Spike in Drag and Giles/Lunchlady from Earshot!

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