Firefly Quotes
I was watching Firefly again.
I love that show... everytime I watch it again there's something new that I'd forgotten, or some witty phrase I'd missed from the last time... or re-remembered.
Anywho, watched a few episodes today, and tried to remember some cool quotes, failed, and then found them on a website.
Here it is for your viewing pleasure:
Jayne: Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?
Mal: I’m standing right here.
Jayne: You’re coming through good and loud.
Mal: ‘Cause I’m standing right here.
Mal: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me the wickedness of my ways?
Book: I brought you some supper, but… if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin, and hellfire… one has lepers.
Inara: I think I'll pass.
Zoë: Oh yeah, this is gonna go great.
Mal: If anyone gets nosy, you know, just… shoot 'em.
Zoë: Shoot 'em?
Mal: Politely.
Inara: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?
Inara: Yes, only my exact words were "don't".
Mal: And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.
Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
Patron: The girl is a witch
Mal: Yeah. But she's our witch.
Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Zoe: Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Jayne: Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in rutting command here.
Wash: Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war.
Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war.
Harken: And your husband?
Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
[And because I know there are fussy people out there, it's nicely put under a cut. Whoop ^_^]
ah firefly...
I love that show... everytime I watch it again there's something new that I'd forgotten, or some witty phrase I'd missed from the last time... or re-remembered.
Anywho, watched a few episodes today, and tried to remember some cool quotes, failed, and then found them on a website.
Here it is for your viewing pleasure:
Jayne: Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?
Mal: I’m standing right here.
Jayne: You’re coming through good and loud.
Mal: ‘Cause I’m standing right here.
Mal: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me the wickedness of my ways?
Book: I brought you some supper, but… if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin, and hellfire… one has lepers.
Inara: I think I'll pass.
Zoë: Oh yeah, this is gonna go great.
Mal: If anyone gets nosy, you know, just… shoot 'em.
Zoë: Shoot 'em?
Mal: Politely.
Inara: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?
Inara: Yes, only my exact words were "don't".
Mal: And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.
Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
Patron: The girl is a witch
Mal: Yeah. But she's our witch.
Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Zoe: Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Jayne: Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in rutting command here.
Wash: Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war.
Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war.
Harken: And your husband?
Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
[And because I know there are fussy people out there, it's nicely put under a cut. Whoop ^_^]
ah firefly...