Andrew and Buffy, sitting in a tree . . .

[jedi_watcher]

So last night I helped Spike remove all the sharp objects from my beloved Buffy's apartment. He was concerned for her safety, around all those sharp, pointy things. Kitchen knives, pineapples, razors (even those Lady Bics can be mighty dangerous -- please don't ask how I know), even her stakes. Yeah, I know: how can the Slayer slay without her

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[perspective_guy]

Beer!

[jedi_watcher]

I know. I know.

[sweet_ali]

I'd actually pay to see you try to take on Spike. Really.

*dies laughing*

And I'm sure you killing the man that Buffy loves will surely score you points. Yep, sure.../end sarcasm

[2002mini]

Agreed. I actually think we should encourage this particular death-wish