Of Dreams and Updates

[jedijimmbo]

So I had a dream two nights ago.

In it, I am trying to date Zooey Deschanel and then I find her with a new, handsome man she's dating. I then proceed to help this new guy get fish out of her pool so as to show Zooey how great of a guy I am, but I end up looking like a big tool. It felt a lot like high school.

Oh, and hi.

Comments

[lambertj]

Back off my woman, man!

[a_volatile_wit]

1. Did you know that Zooey Deschanel just got engaged to Ben Gibbard? Boy are their kids gonna hop out of the uterus wearing big black frame glasses and singin' about love.

2. I love/miss you.

3. Real tools don't call back their best friend who has called them twice in two days! (not that anything important has happened, but you know...I like talkin to you sometimes)