Comments | jedily: To whoever it was that lost my car keys

jedily

To whoever it was that lost my car keys

Apr 22, 2007 17:51

I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You. Slowly and painfully kill you. With blunt cutty things and squiggly sharpy things kill you. You will bleed and I will laugh. Run. Now.

*anger... rising...*

Comments 6

raven_feathers April 22 2007, 23:03:42 UTC

*tosses stolen keys in the nearest trashcan and runs*

tonks_2005 April 23 2007, 00:21:40 UTC

OMG *Is scared*

whizbang121 April 23 2007, 01:59:03 UTC

So, um... lost your keys?

zomgjess April 23 2007, 02:11:19 UTC

Why do I suspect it started with an L and ends with and acey?

Hope you find them.

I made peanut butter chocolate chip cookies today want one?

mattgoth April 23 2007, 06:43:09 UTC

What if it was you who lost your car keys? Could you kill you? Could you? Could you do it? ANSWER ME SOLDIER!

jedily April 23 2007, 19:22:48 UTC

For myself? No, I would be merciful and grant a pardon.

I did find the keys... had to crawl under the bed with a flashlight but I found them. Dammit. I was looking forward to making someone less alive.