I think with plays being popular in Las Vegas again, they should have Star Trek The Musical, with such hits as:

Set your phasers to kill
Setting the phasers to stun
When your a Klingon
Two to beam up
My ears are pointy, not because I'm horny
I'm an Officer with no name, So I will die today
Lets trade again (The Ferengi Ballad)

So when ever there is a electrical appliance broke, my dad thinks that the best way to fix it is to shove a metal object in it while it's still on. I've caught him digging in a toaster with a fork and knife, and digging in a light socket with a butter knife, and doing other stuff like that. Somehow he has kept from electrocuting himself, but every ( Read more... )

I gave a friend a Gmail invite today, and I felt kinda silly doing it, I mean everyone and there sister has Gmail, and 100 invites. It just seems like the invites are kinda pointless now.

U had someone tell me that he was going to call INS on me and get me deported!

I want to no were he was planning to get me deported to.

The procedure that is done when your head is so far up you ass, you have to surgically implant fiberglass into your bellybutton, so that you can see.

"We should develop Mustache seeking missiles" David Brenner

O.K. at Las vegas College, they have what called mini terms, were people go here from week 7-12 and have four days but 2 actuall classes in all, in other words Mon. and Wend are the same class. anyways they were giving them a tour today, because they start next week, and one stopped and asked me "Hey, Dou I know you ( Read more... )

Step 1: Leave out shot of Whiskey

Step 2: Wait

Step 3: Watch Bunny drink shot of Whisky

Step 4: Watch Bunny pass out

Step 5: Pick up Bunny, and do with it as you want (Sick Freak)

Someone yelled, "look there's a Volcano" and I looked.

Dear Santa:

For Christmas can I get a memory, or something.

Thank You,
Jedimasternutso