Ever feel like you need to poop but can't? Ever feel as though the world around you is crashing in? Ever feel like there's someone behind you ready to carve a new hole in your body? No? WELL START FEELIN' LIKE IT, DAMNIT! I was relaxed, I was calm, I took a good poop and even a shower, but now as the time draws near to returning to this fortress of ( Read more... )

Off to work... never thought I'd say that again...

I'll let you know if it was a productive-work day, a productive Evilbirds day, or completely unproductive in itself. You'll be briefed at 18:30 zulu. DISMISSED!

Note to all:
I have the hottest girlfriend in the whole wide world.

Quote of the day...
Hazel: I'm ugly
Me: No you aren't you the hottest girl I know

Secondary Quote...
Carlos: Your girlfriend is hot
Me: Hell yeah, lets have a threesome

Tertiary Quote (w00t)...
Dad: I like amputees.
Me: Hazel does too. She's hot.

So conspirators sought out to destroy my sacred Geek Night. Said infidels invaded my sanctuary of geekdom, interrupting an episode of Stargate Atlantis, and merely laughed in their evilness. HA! Jared the Geek King still had the upper hand! Ejecting all of the advocates of evil, I turned on my television and BAM! Replays of my missed shows came on ( Read more... )

Mortal men have wondered what makes those super homo sapien known as "carnies" so special. The limited brainpower of generations upon generations have only scratched the surface! Carnival-folk have that.... gene! that sets them apart from mere men such as ourselves! Third nipples, bearded women, the three armed midget who likes the taste of raw, ( Read more... )

Vertigo by U2


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3 hours, 4 smoke breaks, 2 cups of coffee, 1 piece of apple strudel, world domination! Dunnn dunnnn DUUUUUUUNNNNN! Joe and Carlos duke it out over the Western Hemisphere while I amass forces in Australia, Asia and Europe. The fighting is fierce, Carlos is nearly defeated by Joe, but THEN! Blitzkreig Joe's Alaska, protect Carlos long enough for him ( Read more... )

There is no sanity in the world! If that sorta thing can build the pyramids, I must run from the cold ( Read more... )

The Great LiveJournal
Outage of 2005

During the outage I went out to socialize and ended up spraining my ankle very badly. I should sue LJ for having downtime and thus causing me to have to go out in the world, which inevitably caused my accident.

What did you do?

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Hot-diggity-damn! Mah boys at the freakin' channel on earth and beyond have made me proud to be a freakin' Super Geek! Friday night marks not only the return of all new Stargate Sg-1 and Stargate Atlantis, but the debut of the remake of the greatest freakin'70's sci-fi: Battlestar Galatica! I'm not talkin' miniseries! I'm talkin' SERIES! So I get ( Read more... )