Quieting Zhoumi [qmi, nc-17]
Title: Quieting Zhoumi
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhoumi
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1,352
Summary: Kyuhyun decides he can't take it anymore and uses creative means to stop his ge's chattering. UNBETA'D and possibly needs more detail. >_>
Written for Gaia because of the odd conversation that happened about it. XD One out of two~
There was only one thing in all of China that annoyed Kyuhyun to no end. Zhoumi’s never ending chatter. Sometimes the older man’s words would always be in his head only to be followed by more nonsense about makeup and puppies. Was he even man? Kyuhyun couldn’t be so sure that Zhoumi was even human. Today was like any other day, the younger trying to play a game on his PSP when suddenly the door burst open.
“KUI XIAN~ KUUUIIIII XIAAAAAAAN~”
“…Yes ge?”
“What do you think of my new shirt? Do you think it’s too dark? I mean I was hoping the dark would set off my eyes…but it might just make me look too skinny. Oh no, should I have gotten it in white?” Zhoumi babbled out as he looked in the closet mirror. Kyuhyun rubbed his head and let out a soft groan. He had to stop the talking; it had to be stopped somehow before his head imploded.
“It looks fine ge.”
“Really? Then do you think I should get a new fedora to go with it? I mean I have my black one, my white one, my silver one, the straw one you gave me, the other one that I don’t really remember the color of, my pink one from Halloween…” Kyuhyun closed his eyes, what was this man on? Zhoumi waved his arms wildly like Shiwon trying to talk to tourists, his mouth moving nonstop about things Kyuhyun never could understand.
“Ge.”
“Maybe I should get a new dog to go with my outfit. Carry her around like Paris Hilton and be all cute like~ Except what if it’s a he? That wouldn’t be too bad; I mean he’d be the prettiest puppy around of course. You could be his appa and I’d be his umma….then again Geng ge will want to play with the puppy so what would he be? Ahjumma?”
“Ge!”
“-Maybe Geng will agree with ahjumma, now I just have to catch him when he’s not being all secretive and sneaking off with Shiwon-“
“ZHOUMI!” Suddenly the other stopped confused, looking at the magnae who was huffing slightly. Kyuhyun growled and pushed the other back against the bed, thankful Zhoumi had closed the door before coming in. A soft cry came from Zhoumi as he hit the mattress, looking up at his friend. Leaning down, Kyuhyun captured the Chinese man’s lips in a hard kiss.
“You need to shut up.”
“I…what?” Zhoumi was confused, breathless as the other started nipping at his jaw.
“You talk to much, you act like a girl, you need to be shut up.” A hand sneaked between them, going under Zhoumi’s shirt and tweaking at his nipple.
“But I-“ A moan cut off the elder’s sentence, his body arching towards the hand on his skin. Kyuhyun smirked and continued to roll it between his fingers until the nub was hardened, his lips attaching to the other’s neck and sucking hard enough to leave a mark. Soft cries and moans left Zhoumi, his eyes closing in ecstasy as the other continued to play with his skin. Soon Kyuhyun sat up, throwing the other’s shirt off followed by his own. Dark eyes followed along the lines of pale skin, hands grabbing at whatever they could touch. “Kyu, Kui Xian, what…what is all this…why are we….”
“Ge, shut up.” Pulling him into a hard kiss again, he nibbled at Zhoumi’s lower lip while his hand undid his jeans easily, slipping them off. Kyuhyun pulled away and grinned mischeviously as he undid Zhoumi’s as well, stopping to slip the only material left on him.
“Oh god…Kui Xian….why….” A sudden slur of Chinese swear words left his mouth as Kyuhyun licked down his skin, his hands now helping the other’s jeans and boxers off. That voice needed to be stopped.
“You’re going to shut up and you know how you’re going to do it?” Kyuhyun murmured as he kissed and bit at Zhoumi’s neglected nipple from earlier. The elder gripped onto the bed and shook his head no, letting out a cry and arching towards the heavenly mouth on his skin. “You’re going to suck me off.”
Zhoumi’s brown eyes grew a bit wide, his body easily giving into every touch from the other. Kyuhyun pulled the other up and licked at his ear. “On your knees ge.” Shuddering slightly, Zhoumi nodded silently and climbed off the bed onto his knees in front of Kyuhyun. The younger became amused by the sight, the other looking nervous for the first time in what seemed like forever. Kyuhyun threaded his hand through Zhoumi’s short hair and raised an eyebrow. “Go on with it.”
Taking the hardening arousal in his hand, Zhoumi tentively licked around the head. He was silent for now, but it wasn’t like Kyuhyun minded at all. Groaning softly, he lifted his hips towards the warm tongue as it started swirling around the slit. Placing his free hand behind him, the younger leaned back and let out a purr like growl. Zhoumi mewed and licked all over the swollen skin before starting to take it in his mouth. Crying out softly, Kyuhyun arched and bucked towards the sudden warmth as his hand held on tighter to Zhoumi’s hair. The other took this as a sign to continue, taking Kyuhyun more and more in his mouth until he made a bit of a noise.
“Fuck ge….” Kyuhyun groaned as he bucked up again. Soon Zhoumi started sucking and licking, his head bobbing slightly in time with Kyuhyun’s hips. This was the best idea he had to shut up the other one ever. Those lips that usually formed a goofy grin, moved up and down on his length, sucking harder and harder. Moans and pants left Kyuhyun’s lips, his thrusts into the other’s mouth becoming a bit harder as Zhoumi cried out and moaned. The Chinese man’s eyes closed as he probed the slit, running his tongue along everything he could before continuing to suck and lap at the precum.
“Mmm…I should have shut you up earlier….” Smirking, he bucked up towards the other and knew he wasn’t going to last long. His hand urged the other on, Zhoumi deep throating his arousal over and over as the grip tightened in his raven hair. Kyuhyun moaned and writhed, the wet warmth surrounding him driving him insane everytime.
“Kyuhyun….” Zhoumi breathed as he licked and sucked on the head, running his tongue against it hard. The name sounded rough on his lips, his voice husky from what he was doing and feeling, but Kyuhyun felt even more turned on by it. Bucking hard towards the other, he groaned and fell back against the bed as his hips arched up one last time. Zhoumi licked around and pressed at the veins as Kyuhyun came in his mouth hard, a surprised gasp leaving him followed by a moan.
Sitting up after a moment, the Chinese man letting go of his length, Kyuhyun watched him swallow happily. Chuckling to himself, he threw Zhoumi’s boxers at the elder and got up off the bed to pull on his own. “I suspect you can take care of yourself. Let’s try that again sometime ge huh?” Waving a hand, he heard Zhoumi screaming his protest as he wandered out the door and down the hall. Sometimes he was just too clever for his own good.
The next day Zhoumi decided to get his revenge during an interview. A hand soon found his thigh, creeping up and creating patterns right there causing Kyuhyun to blush and become flustered. Henry looked over curiously, trying to figure out why the other was wiggling around, and gave up as Zhoumi gave him a little wave. “No one ever leaves me like that Kui Xian. When we get backstage your pants better be off.” A hiss came in his ear, looking to anyone else like a translation before Zhoumi sat back and started giving his answer which involved exaggerated motions and smiles. Kyuhyun groaned and shuddered, looking away from the camera to his overseized shoes. He was doomed.