Grrrr b****y supply teachers!

[jedsmom1]

So the day started as normal, shouting at the kids to get dressed etc. and the dog decided to escape. Imagine the picture I'm up the field chasing a mad black lab, after 15 mins of this he decides that he's had enough and comes back home. Yippee, this means the kids have missed breakfast club and have sorted themselves out while I chase jed. Great

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Primary Teacher Training 101....

[nice_cup_of_tea]

(adapted from my sister's experiences!)
1. Understand the bodily functions and waste products of your age group
2. Understand how to clear up the waste products in step 1
3. Develop the "teacher stare" or how to quell a class of 30 with one glance
4. Learn all the names of your children, or learn strategies to bluff
5. Develop the bladder of a camel, because you will never have time to go the toilet

Hope your little one feels better soon ((hugs))

[akg_darktea]

From what I've heard from teacher friends I don't think it is something you are taught, but I suspect it is something you learn quickly. I think it is naive of the supply teacher to say 'I don't do sick' if she does Primary classes.

BTW my sister teaches primary in Japan and she has never told me about sick procedures, but she told me about their earthquake drills!

[jedsmom1]

Our half term is next week thank crunchie 10 days off yay!