This is how I beta: merciless mocking.
[00:22] verbyna: and oh, wow, I forgot about titles >.<
[00:23] sorryihaveacat: I think "spencer ryan drunk!sex" sums it up pretty nicely
[00:25] sorryihaveacat: something about condoms?
[00:25] sorryihaveacat: or are you gonna do your mysterious song lyric hipster thing
[00:26] verbyna: I was opening iTunes as you typed that
[00:26] sorryihaveacat: make up your own goddamn titles you plagiarizing dipshit
[00:29] verbyna: dude, I have optimistic nihilism listed as an actualfax interest on my info page
[00:29] sorryihaveacat: OPTIMISTIC NIHILISM, THAT'S A BRILLIANT TITLE
[00:30] sorryihaveacat: MAYBE PUT IT IN ALL LOWER-CASE LETTERS
[00:30] sorryihaveacat: WITH A TILDE OR TWO FOR GOOD MEASURE
[00:30] verbyna: *shifty eyes*
[00:35] sorryihaveacat: I dare you to call it "Spencer and Ryan Get Drunk And Fuck"
[00:35] sorryihaveacat: triple-dog dare you
[00:36] verbyna: you are fucking cruel, that's what you are
[00:36] verbyna: and that's coming from a sadist
[00:37] sorryihaveacat: you could put in a little subtitle with your stupid metaphorical song lyrics
[00:38] sorryihaveacat: "Spencer And Ryan Get Drunk And Fuck (Surgery With A Rose Thorn)"
[00:38] verbyna: *cracking up IRL*
[00:38] sorryihaveacat: "Spencer And Ryan Get Drunk And Fuck (If You Could Only See My Little Dog Now)"
[00:40] sorryihaveacat: "Spencer And Ryan Get Drunk And Fuck (Drowning In The Spin Cycle Of Your Indifference To My Heart-Wrenching Soul-Crushing Eyelid-Papercutting Paaaaaiiiiiin)"
[00:40] verbyna: *game show host inner voice* We have a winner! (No, no we do not.)
[00:41] sorryihaveacat: quintuple-dog-dare you.
EDIT: She ended up calling it "Friction". Even though I helpfully provided her with this list of brilliant alternatives:
Bareback To The Future
Spencer James Smith the Fifth (of Whiskey)
Money Shots
Take One Down And Pass It Around
Spencer Loves Ryan And His Cock And His Herpes And His Booze-Legal ID
Lube And A Condom, Two Bits
Liquor? I 'Ardly Know 'Er!
Spencer And Ryan Get Drunk And Fuck (I'm Angsting Here)
I'm Rubber, You're Lube
Rum Outta Luck
Full-Time Friends (Like Juno And The Nerdy Stammering Kid [Ryan Is Juno, Spencer Is The Stammering Kid])
Hey, Well, Maybe Ryan Will Give You Chlamydia But At Least He Can't Get You Pregnant, So There's That
Oil Spill (In The High Seas Of My Rectum [Your Cock Is The Greenpeace Boat That Tries To Clean Up But Just Ends Up Smearing Even Less Attractive Substances All Over Everything])
[00:23] sorryihaveacat: I think "spencer ryan drunk!sex" sums it up pretty nicely
[00:25] sorryihaveacat: something about condoms?
[00:25] sorryihaveacat: or are you gonna do your mysterious song lyric hipster thing
[00:26] verbyna: I was opening iTunes as you typed that
[00:26] sorryihaveacat: make up your own goddamn titles you plagiarizing dipshit
[00:29] verbyna: dude, I have optimistic nihilism listed as an actualfax interest on my info page
[00:29] sorryihaveacat: OPTIMISTIC NIHILISM, THAT'S A BRILLIANT TITLE
[00:30] sorryihaveacat: MAYBE PUT IT IN ALL LOWER-CASE LETTERS
[00:30] sorryihaveacat: WITH A TILDE OR TWO FOR GOOD MEASURE
[00:30] verbyna: *shifty eyes*
[00:35] sorryihaveacat: I dare you to call it "Spencer and Ryan Get Drunk And Fuck"
[00:35] sorryihaveacat: triple-dog dare you
[00:36] verbyna: you are fucking cruel, that's what you are
[00:36] verbyna: and that's coming from a sadist
[00:37] sorryihaveacat: you could put in a little subtitle with your stupid metaphorical song lyrics
[00:38] sorryihaveacat: "Spencer And Ryan Get Drunk And Fuck (Surgery With A Rose Thorn)"
[00:38] verbyna: *cracking up IRL*
[00:38] sorryihaveacat: "Spencer And Ryan Get Drunk And Fuck (If You Could Only See My Little Dog Now)"
[00:40] sorryihaveacat: "Spencer And Ryan Get Drunk And Fuck (Drowning In The Spin Cycle Of Your Indifference To My Heart-Wrenching Soul-Crushing Eyelid-Papercutting Paaaaaiiiiiin)"
[00:40] verbyna: *game show host inner voice* We have a winner! (No, no we do not.)
[00:41] sorryihaveacat: quintuple-dog-dare you.
EDIT: She ended up calling it "Friction". Even though I helpfully provided her with this list of brilliant alternatives:
Bareback To The Future
Spencer James Smith the Fifth (of Whiskey)
Money Shots
Take One Down And Pass It Around
Spencer Loves Ryan And His Cock And His Herpes And His Booze-Legal ID
Lube And A Condom, Two Bits
Liquor? I 'Ardly Know 'Er!
Spencer And Ryan Get Drunk And Fuck (I'm Angsting Here)
I'm Rubber, You're Lube
Rum Outta Luck
Full-Time Friends (Like Juno And The Nerdy Stammering Kid [Ryan Is Juno, Spencer Is The Stammering Kid])
Hey, Well, Maybe Ryan Will Give You Chlamydia But At Least He Can't Get You Pregnant, So There's That
Oil Spill (In The High Seas Of My Rectum [Your Cock Is The Greenpeace Boat That Tries To Clean Up But Just Ends Up Smearing Even Less Attractive Substances All Over Everything])