Comments | jeezus: I have a list! Like Santa, but liek omg, more important

jeezus

I have a list! Like Santa, but liek omg, more important

Jan 15, 2003 10:49

Saved:
crantz
jusheureux

Temporarily Saved:
maledictis
mithelena
penguins4me

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ex_maledict January 15 2003, 08:58:54 UTC

*Follows Jeezus*

jeezus January 16 2003, 15:42:32 UTC

Liek omg you are so totally wise!

penguins4me January 15 2003, 09:46:24 UTC

If I had known about you sooner, I would have added sooner.
Please please save me.

Re: jeezus January 16 2003, 15:41:18 UTC

Liek my child I will show you the Light. but only after my manicure omg.

mordecai January 15 2003, 10:00:37 UTC

*buys everything in a Jeezus bookstore and worships profusely*

OMG LIEK SAEV MEEE FROM MA SINZ!!!!

Re: jeezus January 16 2003, 15:39:58 UTC

Liek, you are soooo smart omg. You are liek temporarily temporarily saved much longer than everyone else.

bloodofevenstar January 15 2003, 10:22:01 UTC

Dude, Jeezus, I added you. Why aren't I temporarily saved? Is it because I'm Jewish? That must be it. Sorry for liek killing you and all.

Re: jeezus January 16 2003, 15:38:46 UTC

Liek omg, Jew girl!!!! Actually, I liek don't care, I love everyone and stuff because liek I am so cool and good-hearted and crap.

Liek omg, you aren't temporarily saved because you have not shone discipleship!!!!! Liek, omg, conquer a land in my name or something!

Re: bloodofevenstar January 16 2003, 15:44:43 UTC

*conquers random small land* *puts "J" flag in the ground*

See, conquered land for you. Now everybody shall repeat the name of Jeezus with love and valor or something.

Saved yet? :DDDD

WEEZER?! Jeezus has good taste! ex_mythril280 January 15 2003, 11:27:33 UTC

WHY AREN'T I SAVED?!!!!!

Gina told me you really, really loved me :(

I'm going to cry now.

Liek duh I am JEEZUS. Everything about me is good. jeezus January 16 2003, 15:36:24 UTC

Because, you are liek such a sinful person and liek you totally didn't quote me, liek omg.

Gina is a lying sheepfucker from hell, liek omg don't listen to her.

Liek...oh please don't do that I will have to be all Lordly and go 'I'm am with you my child...blah blah blah' when I could be working on my suntan.

That is true! ex_mythril280 January 17 2003, 10:37:31 UTC

liek omg IM NOT THAT BAD!!! Atleast i haven't murdered someone...yet.

...HEY! YOU LIE JEEZUS! :(

*gives you a gift of a bottle fake tan lotion*

:(

jeezus January 17 2003, 11:35:58 UTC

Well liek omg you're THINKING about killing people, that is liek omg BAD!

OOOHHH! Fake suntan lotion for me? Liek omg!!! YOU ARE SAVED CHILD and liek if you totally want to kill someone I'll allow you three slayings and still put in a good word for you with Daddy :D

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