Why do I seem to be a magnet for things I don’t want?

[jeff_king]

I went to a birthday party Saturday night, and it let me remember why I hate freshman. The kid throwing the party is something of a drama queen and a cock blocker. He ended up throwing out two of the slutest girls at the party (plus they were bi). I know that I’m “talking shit” but I don’t give a fuck. The kid saw that I was going to fuck the

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[anonymous]

i would like to say jeff's room is pimp'd out n the movie the warriorz is dope as fuck..........body guard

shit

[polish_angel]

haha i talked to mike ( the one wit the bushy hair) and he said the party sukked. i was supose to go but i had to work .. edgar was pissed at me o wel.. he invited me at the last minute wtf was i suppose to do

Yawn...

[anonymous]

Jeffrey, allow me to indulge in some constructive criticism: First, spelling matters, unless, of course, you're William Faulkner and God knows how intolerable his books are. Second, inside of you lies the soul of a writer - unleash him! Third, challenge me, better yet, challenge yourself! In the immortal words of Chuck D, "Bring Tha Noise!"