From the little information I have people that work overnights are usually socially retarded.

Holy Diver, you're the star of the masquerade.

The best part of having your jaw wired shut is hitting on fat girls cause you just don't give a fuck.

I turned $220 into $1036 playing poker in 8 hours.
No I didn't win every hand possible. I got the "table share" of the $16435 bad beat jackpot. I got paid $684 just for sitting in a seat and being dealt cards.
FUCK YEAH GAMBLING!

http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2004/04/first-annual-myspace-stupid-haircut.html

You know your life is depressing when you can't even eat applesauce.

Okay so now I'm bored.

Don't ever get your jaw broken, pictures later.

I have two interviews tonight and tomorrow. *wins*

I hate my car.