Merry Christmas Faggots!

I'm updating from the bathroom. I pwned all of you.

I'm happy with everything right now. It r00lz.

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Nick, I emailed my password to myself.

BAD NEWS!

I just paid for my first itunes song. It was disturbed's cover of "land of confusion" by genesis. I RULE!

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a ( Read more... )

So the only time I've skipped this entire semester was last wednesday. So I go to class on thursday, and decide I should see what I missed in class on wednesday. I MISSED AN EXAM! At this point I'm freaking out. So I call my wednesday professor, and leave him a voice mail. Keep in mind it's 1 o'clock on thursday. I'm pretty sure he only works mon ( Read more... )

Seriously I don't deserve her.

MOVIE NIGHT AFTER PRACTICE! HAVE TO BE IN ADELAIDEPANDAS AND VOLCANOES TO ATTEND. SORRIES!?! P.S. QUITTERS NOT INVITED.