Please send (1) Christmas Miracle...

[jeffmillennium]

Well today started out like any other day, I was sitting here on the couch talking to Señor Booyah over skype when I got a call on the house phone. I looked at the call display and it was from the school where my mom's work so I figured it was her calling, I was wrong. The next words I heard were the seven most terrifying words I've ever heard in

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[buzdar]

I'm right with you, man. I spent my Grandfather's last few days with that same sort of feeling. I hope to God she'll get better, man.

[jeffmillennium]

Thanks Buzzard, I appreciate your kind words.

[professorhazard]

The similarities between this happening to your mom and Armature's mom in relatively the same time period are mind-boggling. I am beginning to think I need to mail out bananas for Christmas (a fine source of potassium). That or everyone's mothers need to take a trip to Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium. At least that's what Borat tells me.

HANG IN THERE, CHAMP.

[icetyger]

I was gonna ask how do I maked potassium, but you done answered my question pre-emptively!

I wonder if there's gonna be something like a widespread epidemic of people not getting enough of the vitaminerals they need... but everyone pretty much does that anyway. My own diet of nothing and hay doesn't help much, either!

[jeffmillennium]

I thought Kazakhstan was the number one exporter of pubic hair... well at least that's what Borat told me.

But thanks Prof, I'm hanging in like a kitten on a cloths line.

[sashafiero]

Man oh man, Jeff, I'm sending all my best wishes and such your direction. For your mom, that she will recover quickly, and for you, for strength. It's sounding like they got it figured out, and she should be recovered enough to be let out quickly. *hugs*

[jeffmillennium]

*hugs* Thanks Christina. I'm heading over to visit again soon so hopefully she'll be coming home with me.