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jeffmillennium

Christmas Miracle RECEIVED!

Dec 23, 2006 14:38

Well folks this afternoon my mammy was officially discharged. It turns out it really was just the potassium thing, so now my whole family is sighing a sigh of relief as we shove banana's down her throat ( Read more... )

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Awright~! maxor78 December 24 2006, 01:10:10 UTC

That's certainly some good news there, Jeffer! It's good to know that your mom is safe and sound. Cheers to your mom being discharged before Christmas!

However, there is one bad thing that has come out of this...

"Yo momma" jokes will become off-limits for a while. Still, y'know, the news is good.

Merry Christmas to you and your family, Jeff.

Re: Awright~! jeffmillennium December 24 2006, 21:07:25 UTC

WELL YOU MOM ISN'T OFF LIMITS!

YOU MAMA'S SO FAt she when... *trails off and starts mumbling*

Merry Christmas right back at you buddy~!

0skylark0 December 24 2006, 01:10:18 UTC

Ho-ly, I'm glad to hear she's okay. It's a case of good things happening to people who deserve it (and a lot more). Merry Christmas, and enjoy the holiday with your family.

jeffmillennium December 24 2006, 21:10:21 UTC

Thanks'm Larkiekins, I wish only the best for your Christmas and family as well.

sinoman December 24 2006, 03:33:22 UTC

HAPPY MOM-GETTING BETTER DAY.

But yeah, I hoped your mom better and shit after I called you and you were kinda coy about it. GOOD FOR YOU AND ALL, THOUGH.

jeffmillennium December 24 2006, 08:04:07 UTC

Nice job thinking about nobody but yourself there Hoag~!

icetyger December 24 2006, 09:29:30 UTC

Jeff spread Christmas joy, all throughout the land
Starting with IceTyger, and a kick to the nads
From the oldest Haz Labber to the newest Snipe Noob
And he had it all taped and put on YouTube

jeffmillennium December 24 2006, 21:04:16 UTC

And the IceTyger, with his IceTyger-feet blood soaked in a bloody red glow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without jockstraps. It came without cups. It came without protection or covering and hit him in the nuts. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the IceTyger thought of something he hadn't before. What if being kicked in the nads, he thought, doesn't just make you sore? What if being kicked in the nads, perhaps, means a little bit more?

Some say that the IceTyger's balls grew three sizes that day, so it was truly a gift after all.

icetyger December 24 2006, 21:44:25 UTC

It wasn't a gift, it was a nad fracture.

The most awesome of christmas time events mikes_soul December 24 2006, 17:08:36 UTC

I am glad to hear everything is better my internet brotha in arms Jeff

Re: The most awesome of christmas time events jeffmillennium December 24 2006, 20:29:11 UTC

Thanks Leaf~!