Long ago, a storm was heading for the city of Quin'lat. Everyone took protection within the walls except one man who remained outside. Kahless went to him and asked what he was doing. "I am not afraid," the man said. "I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar. I will stand before the wind and make it respect me." Kahless honored his choice ( Read more... )

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

-Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"Well, what DO you want to do?"

( I want to sit around all day and write shit like this )

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say Damn
I can let all sorts of curses roll
Chocolate Jesus doesn't hear
For he has a chocolate ear
The man who invented chocolate saved my soul

The Official Surrey Ringtone

Satire - Pointing out the humour in a real-life situation or procedure

Farce - Taking absurdity and following it to its eventual outcome

Screwball - Wordplay and humour inherant to normal situations

Final Fantasy VI Advance

GLEEEEEEEE

My very favouritest game of all time (until Xenogears, that is).

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Some of you may be aware of a douchenozzle named Fred Phelps who has recently made a name for himself by protesting military funerals, claiming that anyone and everyone is burning in Hell for showing the tiniest bit of support for a country that tolerates homosexuals ( Read more... )

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?