my roommate is a retard. there's a guy who calls our house 20-30 times a day. this guy, i'll call him Juan, is a piece of shit. I had finally convinced my roommate to change her phone number and be rid of this retard, but instead of waiting for the home number change to go through, she calls verizon and cancels the phone number change because she
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Each time Juan calls pick up an airhorn and blow it directly into the mouth piece of the phone. After the sixth or seventh call he should be getting deaf. Airhorns are easily found at bicycle shops and boating stores. And they are super fun. *kids dont try this at home*
Yeah it works *whistles and casually meanders off to cause more harm elsewhere in the world* And I do know I am a total b*tch. :-)
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Until next time, I have his phone number but I will not stoop to calling his house 20-30 times at two in the morning... well maybe not...
Brian
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