fitting that it be completely unanounced and when i'm drunk. that said, sorry if i'm to drunk to type. to atart, spain spring 2006 was AWESOME. and her i mean the definition of awesome. if you have never been aborad, go ( Read more... )

you ever have one of those friday nights where u kill a 5th of the worlds cheapest vodka and wake up the following afternoon fully clothed on top of your bed with one foot on the ground having only the vaguest clue how u got there, then find out that one of the lenses on the $400 pair of glasses that your still wearing is missing, only to go back ( Read more... )

time for a real journal entry ( Read more... )

i’ve been staring out the window, watching the last orange glimmers of north america fade into the hazy darkness. the long journey across the great ocean that separates everything i have ever known from everything i will experience for the next six months has just begun. i left cincinatti a little over 2 hours ago on a boing 777-200 operated by ( Read more... )

oh my god i just witnessed the most crucial shit ever!

i was sittin in the chair and i heard some loud noise outside and what sounded like planks falling. i went to the window and saw that a red civic had just plowed through back patio fence and into the house of the neighbors in back of us. i saw that civic and hoped to god it wasnt ceej who just ( Read more... )

this was prolly one of my more unique friday nights. its 2:30 am and i'm 100% sober ( Read more... )

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. ~Walter Bagehet ( Read more... )

maximize the window so u can see both pics at the same time

this is a wombat |     this was my roommate freshman year  |
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they say spring is a time for growth and renewal, a time to get back outside and enjoy the weather, a time to love and make love. incidentally, spring is also a time for the world to be covered in a thin layer of sticky yellow tree jizz. they call it pollen, i call it a pandemic nuisance. it need to rain really really hard cuz with all this pollen ( Read more... )

woke up, went to the library and found a book written for people who dont know shit about cars (thats me!) called "automotive repairs for dummies" now i wont look like such a dumbass when i talk to my mechanic or other people...at least when it comes to basic knowledge about cars. ate a dank ass brunch at clark. scrambled eggs w/ ham n cheese, ( Read more... )