Dear youngish man in the street who looked like he was in a sleepdeprived stupor:

[jelashke]

You may wish to reconsider your hair products when you can sit your pen horizontally on the very top of your head without it budging an inch while you slouched down the street...

Comments

[dasubergeek]

You didn't. Tell me you didn't put a pen up there while he was bent over at the dollar dispenser.

[jelashke]

Haha no, I'm relatively sure he put it up there himself (maybe!), though it was sorely tempting to "accidentally" bump into him to see if the pen would dislodge :P