The Sounds of Matzo

[jellomarx]

The Sounds of Matzo

Hello Matzoh, my old friend
You constipate me once again
Because a bread that is not rising
Sits like lead inside of me every Spring
If I had skipped the gefilte fish and that jelly thing,
The leftovers would not have to be flushed down the drain.
So none remain.
This is what happens when I eat Matzo.

In gassy cars we're headed home.

Comments

[i]

hahahahahaha! Haven't visited LJ in ages and this is the first thing I see. Thank you!