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[jellopony]

SofD: You know, for safety's sake, you might want to think about getting something that isn't an escort

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[slawson01]

Whatever you get should have the body pannels loaded with concrete and have continual 360 camera recording digitally in a recycling 60 second loop. After impact it stops recycling and just records until it is full.

"Why yes officer, we have a video of the license plate of the offending vehicle."

[thatguychuck]

Body panels loaded with concrete?

"Yes officer, we HAVE the offending license plate right here. And the bumper. And the hood. And the..."

:)

[thatguychuck]

For the record, the red escort made it hundreds of thousands of miles before finally being retired last year. It made NUMEROUS trips to and from Montana, the west coast, and all over the northwest.

[jellopony]

huh?

My 1993 red escort decided to play pillow to a cargo van in 2004...or are you talking about the red geo prison we sold you to sell to...how ever that went?

[mckendricks]

The body panels loaded with concrete too heavy. Claymores embedded into the car would work. They're light and VERY effective at disabling the hit and run from running. Ever. They work well against the vandal as well. Anti personel.

[jellopony]

I don't even want to think what the liability premiums would be for something like that....

[mckendricks]

Just list it as an ACTIVE alarm system. You get a DISCOUNT for that!

[elementalv]

I can't fault his logic on this.

[jellopony]

I could, I mean, I am the Wife, but... maybe a change of car will lead to a change of luck....