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[jelly_squag]

Hope everyone had a swell Independence Day (happy?). These people right outside our house were shooting these amazing fireworks. I wish they were legal here. I mean seriously, I got stopped at WalMart for attempting to buy party poppers because I wasn't 18! Ugggh.. so lame. Poppers are lame to begin with too.

Anyways, random story. But my camp

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[binarypunisher]

No classes...bummer *cough*.

Hope everyone had a swell 4th.

Gee wizz, I sure had a swell 4th!

Oh yeah, and its Independence Day, not the 4th of July.

[jelly_squag]

Haha. I just wanted to sound like Joseph. "Golly, I can't wait to be your class of '07 cabinet!"

Whatever, Independence Day has way too many E's.

Oh damn. I'll never have a class with you, unless I flunk out of Spanish. How is Tibbs btw?

[binarypunisher]

Tibs can be best summed up in one word: hell.

Have fun!

OMGZ WHAT CLASES DO WE HAVE 2GETHER???

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Wal-mart is lame to begin with too.

Are we still on for the nerd party?

Re: OMGZ WHAT CLASES DO WE HAVE 2GETHER???

[jelly_squag]

haha it is, but it's pretty much the only store in colorado.

the harry potter party? sure. i already preordered my book and stuff. shall we invite other homies?

For once I'll not insult you

[federalduck]

Next semester you'll be unfortunate enough to make the acquaintance of one Rebecca Clark. When the biblical writers sought inspiration to describe Satan, they imagined a creature roughly resembling her. Like all young and unmarried teachers, she is not getting laid. She sees less action than Martha Stewart's janitor. She not only lacks the endorphin rush brought about by copulation but also has no one to nag. Women, and this is a fact, need to bitch to someone, and usually that role is filled by a husband. Without expressing their inner bitch, a woman will resort to sublimating this bitch energy onto people (usually males) around her. So watch out and hope she gets a boyfriend or signigicant other before you have to endure her presence.

Here's some more analogies. She gets less bones than an osteoperotic jellyfish. She spreads like a clamp secured with cables and taped together. She's less lubricated than brake pads. She gets less meat than a toothless paraplegic herbivore. If I come up with more, I'll post them here.

You're in Spanish, eh?

[federalduck]

What kind of whitey-wannabe asian are you. The only thing worse than a white person who wants to be a minority is a minority who wants to be white. Spanish is the whitest language offered at Blanchet. German? White, yes, but with a very bloody history. French? All I have to say is Fuck French. The only acceptable language choice for you is Japanese. Get out of your white excuse for a foreign language. Your life, in light of this, would make a very sad play, book, or movie, and they would all sell very poorly.

I am guilty of telling you how to think, yes, but--as usual--I am right.