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[jellyboo44]

a man came into starbucks with a plastic bag with coffee beans in it and asked me to grind these beans. i had a long line so i told him i would ring some people up and it would be a few minutes. about one minute later he asked, "is there a reason why i haven't been helped yet?" i said, "i was just ringing these people up, i'm going to do it

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[foxyt12ace]

one time, my cousin and i bumped into this shelf thing in my living room. there was a vase at the very top of the shelf and when we bumped it, it came crashing to the floor. after it shattered, i turned to my cousin and asked "did u see that in slow motion too??". she replied "YA!"

It's like what lj entries are supposed to be...

[itsallchill]

In joy luck club, this mom is visiting her daughter, who is in a bound to fail marriage and the mom is upstairs and this vase falls off of an unstable table, and the daughter says, I knew that was going to fall. And then the mom goes, So why didn't you do something about it?

Deep dude. much like spiderman. Why don't you let someone else save your life for a change Peter? Or, there are bigger things than us right now hottie. I mean james franco.

[who_wonthe_race]

once i worked at armani exchange where i was a denim bitch. i requested the weekend off when eric came into town. when they didn't i told my manager to kiss my denims and my ass goodbye because i requested that weekend forever ago and other people that were douches got it off too. and also i wanted to die everytime i was there. then she fired me. but she really didn't fire me because i quit. but i really didn't quit because i just never went back. i never went back because the rest of my shifts were too early and i really never felt like going back. happy ending, because i then met angelica and we got married.