For rizzle.

[jellybuttrey]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Answer in the comments; spread to your own journal if you like.

Comments

[elbashful42]

I'd either say assault & battery (being the ever living crap out of someone who has wronged you), unruly conduct in a public place, or inciting a riot.

[srakkt]

Unabashed toplessness