"Smile, it enhances your face value." quotes, yay, hey, they are better than quizzes, right??
i'm happy. i really am, not for myself, but for all the happy couples out there. it does make me jealous though. but that's ok, we all have a right to be jealous once in a while............right???
J
quotes:
from Love and Death
"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love; but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down."
from Billy Madison
"I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!"
from Coneheads
"Neighbor: All men are pigs!
Prymaat: Ah, pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate that defecates the same place it consumes.
Neighbor: Exactly!"
from Dude Where's My Car
"Jesse: Have you seen my car?
Christie: Yeah.
Jesse: You have?
Christie: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing."
from Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even
"Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? Who said that? I did! Go ahead and quote me."
from Steel Magnolias
"I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special..."
J
quotes:
from Love and Death
"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love; but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down."
from Billy Madison
"I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!"
from Coneheads
"Neighbor: All men are pigs!
Prymaat: Ah, pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate that defecates the same place it consumes.
Neighbor: Exactly!"
from Dude Where's My Car
"Jesse: Have you seen my car?
Christie: Yeah.
Jesse: You have?
Christie: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing."
from Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even
"Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? Who said that? I did! Go ahead and quote me."
from Steel Magnolias
"I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special..."