I didn't see your purse...
anonymous
February 1 2005, 10:38:41 UTC
GINNNNNNNNNNNNNNY! We have yet to go eat Mexican you turd...but tomorrow the we shall embark on the journey! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I'm so excited! And hey, we should totally rock it out on guitar together, you know, since I have one and am learning and all. Anywayz...I want to skip today and it be tomorrow so we can go eat! Alrighty, you have a nice day lady. :)
Re: I didn't see your purse...jellyntoastFebruary 1 2005, 15:31:36 UTC
ooooh i will totally feed off you and ur guitar lessons once i bring mine up here. also...i work tomorrow day so i figured id just come from work or something. so youll have to pardon my work attire. weeeee i cant wait either!
The Past RevisitedjasherginFebruary 2 2005, 12:44:06 UTC
OLD, REALISTIC CONVERSATION
JAMES(Hopeful)Hey Ginny... I'll play you a song.
No response from Ginny.
JAMES(Still upbeat despite being ignored)Okay... I'll just show you how to play an E chord. See... You hold down these three strings. See Ginny? How fun! I'm so happy that I can play music!
GINNY(Roles her eyes, annoyed)I don't care about guitar James. It hurts my fingers. JAMES(A little saddened)Oh, well, you don't have to play then--
GINNY(Abruptly rude)This is f*ing boring. I'm going back home to Tally where I can party. You know I have the attention span of a gnat... this place is boring. JAMES(Apologetic)I am sorry Ginny... I only wanted to show you the joy of making musi--
GINNY(Very snooty like)One... I don't care about you or your crappy guitar... Two... I only want to talk about things involving me. And three... Everything you ever talk about I don’t want to hear about ever again.
Re: The Past RevisitedjellyntoastFebruary 2 2005, 18:31:53 UTC
lol ur seriously the biggest tard ive ever met...ever. that was highly absurd...amusing...yet absurd. it went more like this: JAMES (strumming guitar and fake singing) look ginny i wrote a song...come listen to me and oooh and ahhh at me. GINNY james! i want to learn how to play guitar...i dont want to watch you play a pretend song for half hour. thats hardly teaching someone. JAMES (entirely ignoring ginny) looooook at meeeee...im drunk and im singing. arent i dapper and charming? dont you just want to sit here and listen to me all night long. GINNY (eye roll) you suck.
i thought you only had to be 107. is it 110 then? you should eat at least 3 cups of crisco for 3 days before you go to donate next time. im sure youll gain at least 3 lbs. also thats absurd to deny you the chance to save lives b/c you arent as fat as other people. discrimination sucks.
lol and he does seem to have a problem specifically with the roles/rolls exchange.
Yeah it's 110. Fuckers. Do you think just Crisco or maybe doughnuts and a really fatty beverage? If you're between 110 and 114 they put a counterweight on your bag so they dont take too much.
ooooh i know! rely on a heavy diet of those bennigans monte cristos. also eat tons of breadsticks and alfredo and chocolate lasagnas right before bed. youll gain like 15 lbs. thatll show the stupid bank o' blood.
jinee, somehow i missed this post initially, and i'm so sorry for that!...i have been somewhat away from LJ for a couple weeks. i've had time to write in my own, but not read other's...i need to catch up.
at any rate, i am so glad you like the purse!...thank you [and your coworkers] for the massive amount of comments. i hope you enjoy it!
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JAMES(Hopeful)Hey Ginny... I'll play you a song.
No response from Ginny.
JAMES(Still upbeat despite being ignored)Okay... I'll just show you how to play an E chord. See... You hold down these three strings. See Ginny? How fun! I'm so happy that I can play music!
GINNY(Roles her eyes, annoyed)I don't care about guitar James. It hurts my fingers.
JAMES(A little saddened)Oh, well, you don't have to play then--
GINNY(Abruptly rude)This is f*ing boring. I'm going back home to Tally where I can party. You know I have the attention span of a gnat... this place is boring.
JAMES(Apologetic)I am sorry Ginny... I only wanted to show you the joy of making musi--
GINNY(Very snooty like)One... I don't care about you or your crappy guitar... Two... I only want to talk about things involving me. And three... Everything you ever talk about I don’t want to hear about ever again.
Mean Ginny gets up and departs leaving sad James.
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JAMES (strumming guitar and fake singing) look ginny i wrote a song...come listen to me and oooh and ahhh at me.
GINNY james! i want to learn how to play guitar...i dont want to watch you play a pretend song for half hour. thats hardly teaching someone.
JAMES (entirely ignoring ginny) looooook at meeeee...im drunk and im singing. arent i dapper and charming? dont you just want to sit here and listen to me all night long.
GINNY (eye roll) you suck.
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Ginny, I am distressed. They wouldn't let me donate today. I ate all weekend to gain weight to no avail. Alas, I'm 107.
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lol and he does seem to have a problem specifically with the roles/rolls exchange.
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at any rate, i am so glad you like the purse!...thank you [and your coworkers] for the massive amount of comments. i hope you enjoy it!
heat-her.
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