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[jen_friday]

I'm selling some text books back to bn.com

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[anonymous]

jen i just saw you in the kohls parking lot, and felt obligated to post a reply in your journal because you once commented about my grandma in mine. PLUS, i was clearing some old shit out of my room today and found this curious looking ball of knotted up cream colored string inside a bag i used to use in like 8th grade, and i realized 'oh my god this is one of jen colgan's monkey balls'
WIERD
-k-go

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[jen_friday]

OK. First off, nice hair. Secondly I actually have a really big monkey ball that functions somewhat like a malice. It actually bruises. I know because I use it during my ritual self torture that I practice for Wiccan worship. Thirdly thanks for making me remember about making monkey balls in school. I must seem like the most sexually repressed middle schooler ever. Wait, aren't all middle schoolers sexually repressed? Well anyways I love when people remind me of things I forgot. Last time Zippilli was in the area she reminded me of our summer together and how we blocked off my street (for fun!) and used to sing Pearl Jam's "Better Man" and try to harmonize to no end. And also how the following year we shared a locker and decorated it with viceral drawings of pregnant santa clauses and people throwing up. I think we were just jealous of everyone that had a subscription to Tiger Beat to rip out pinups of Hanson for their lockers. The more people remind me of stuff like that the more I realize...something sentimental, i dont