I know! I gasped aloud when I saw it, much to the amusement of my film reading neighbors - they were no doubt covetous of *my* stuff (I was going to say "my goodies," but that sounds a bit too much like a euphemism! *snort*)
I'm a Tudor/Stuart social historian; my research involves courtship and marriage in northwest England in the eight decades before the civil wars (how's that for precise?! LOL We academics carve out our little niches, that's for sure). This trip has me looking at microfilm defamation suits to try to uncover broader social and interpersonal relationships within which to situate matrimonial formation and rupture.
You realize that the next time I'm writing a story involving northwestern English Tudor/Stuart courtship rituals, I'm going to come bothering you. (You laugh! But I accidentally end up writing about lots of things I don't expect...)
Darn, someone got in before me with Gropecunt Lane...
Sentences you never expected to type: I knew about cunt, so I'm actually more interested in pillock. Didn't realise that was yet another modern word for 'stupid man' that comes from miscellaneous penis-euphemisms. (Or, I'm assuming that was what he wanted to show her. Not his pet twerp.)
Or, I'm assuming that was what he wanted to show her. Not his pet twerp.
And with this pair of phrases, my humor quota for the day is now met. ;)
Yes, it's a penis-ism. The first deponent actually avoided the c & p talk and very modestly described the parties' "privities." It was the three subsequent witnesses who used more specific language, and as the whole thing revolves around fornication, it's clear this was a case of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"...in the downstairs parlor of a lodging house. Hmmm.
And from the OED s.v. pillock:
1. orig. Sc. The penis. Now Eng. regional (north.) and rare.
1568 D. LINDSAY Satyre (Bannatyne) 1491 in Wks. (1931) II. 388 Me think my pillok will not ly doun.
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My, my, we are tempting you with our luscious fic, no?
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Back, demon!
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Am browsing with my iPhone, waiting for the fam to GO TO BED and stop interrupting me so I can enjoy the new barbverse!!
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;)
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It's such good stuff! :)
[I am Nerd!Girl - hear me roar!]
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I actually got "courtship" on my schmoop_bingo card - I'll have to see what I can do to get Spuffy courting sixteenth-century style.
Oo, I just had a notion...
It'll be totally obscure, but that might be half the fun. ;)
*ponders*
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There's a street in London which was called Gropecunt lane until the Victorians had conniptions and called it Grape lane.
And Pillock is a lovely word
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And what's up with LJ not letting me know about comments? *grumble*
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Sentences you never expected to type: I knew about cunt, so I'm actually more interested in pillock. Didn't realise that was yet another modern word for 'stupid man' that comes from miscellaneous penis-euphemisms. (Or, I'm assuming that was what he wanted to show her. Not his pet twerp.)
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And with this pair of phrases, my humor quota for the day is now met. ;)
Yes, it's a penis-ism. The first deponent actually avoided the c & p talk and very modestly described the parties' "privities." It was the three subsequent witnesses who used more specific language, and as the whole thing revolves around fornication, it's clear this was a case of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"...in the downstairs parlor of a lodging house. Hmmm.
And from the OED s.v. pillock:
1. orig. Sc. The penis. Now Eng. regional (north.) and rare.
1568 D. LINDSAY Satyre (Bannatyne) 1491 in Wks. (1931) II. 388 Me think my pillok will not ly doun.
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