fa-ther n. A man who begets or raises or nurtures a child.

Happy Father's Day Dad.

/sarcasm.

I'm in New York again. Home sweet home ( Read more... )

Welcome to pointless update #93849348
Your host today is Jena Malone, featuring, the sexy Harry Potter star, DANIEL RADCLIFFE!
*applause*
Daniel: "hey nice to meet y- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS"

This was for Avril.

There is something about free falling in the air that just gets you. I mean sure, I had a guide person on top of me, and was hooked up with all the equipment to make sure I didn't end up as a beautiful human splat on the ground, but I was....free. There were no restrictions. Nothing holding me back. I was falling, like a child being born, like ( Read more... )

I love e-mail. I love seeing that people think about me enough to sit down and write me something when I'm not there. Especially when this person doesn't even know me and has never spoke to me. All that is code for: I got an email from a fan. It was really sweet. It amazes me to see that people become so engulfed by your work and so wrapped up ( Read more... )

In the past week I have made friendships with people that are truly amazing. They are so focused on their careers and on their responsabilities, all the while maintaining a healthy balance between that mature part and the silly part. I was forced to grow up too soon, and I'm afraid I didn't have time to exploit and develop my silly part. I'm ( Read more... )

I was happily looking through my friends page, reading all the entries and the comments, butting in other people's business and being nosy when I got bored. So I went to my user info page to fume about the people who haven't added me back, when I scrolled down to the bottom I saw that it said "paidmembers" - I freaked! I was like, about to jump up ( Read more... )

Humans are so primal. We boast our "superiority," we take pride in our technology, we call ourselves rational, we believe we're educated, and yet, this all crumbles and disappears when humans try to mate. I mean, it's always the same procedure more or less, and it goes a little like this (Warning: Asterisks may be used).
Man: *spots woman*
Woman: ( Read more... )

Michelle, you make my heart go boom boom.

Wow, I'm so drained. Yesterday was Joy's party, and I made it there in time to yell "SURPRISE" when she came in. She looked to surprised, I thought she was suspicious already, seeing as how she wasn't allowed in her own house, haha ( Read more... )