Situs inversus should not be confused with a mislabelled chest X-ray.

skewered tha boobies.

also, i cant decide what tho eat last--the babyswiss or the provalone. and its not an inivitation for dead baby jokes or some tihng or so i can try to beweird by mentioning cheese like those bpeople who talk about green cheese monkeys form the moon. bullshit. i'm serious. both are mighty tasty with thise delicious trisucits. baby swiss? provalone?

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comin' on home today.

i'll vacuum because i shit on the floor habitually.

www.jenniferloftus.com

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i'm not the all-american girl you met at the orphanage, mac.
DAMN. MAcGYVER.

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