masturbatin with fake teeth?

i really miss stove popcorn and i'm really excited about going to budapest and swimming with rolling in fat elderly women whose sagging breasts float on the top of the pool and i'm already forgetting things about this semester like the time in olympia when i climbed down from a second story balcony to unlock us out.

my aunt once saw hunter s. thompson rap with george clinton and the p-funk allstars.

i was standing in the mensa line today and twisting this little knob on the side of the radiator because i like twisting things and water sprayed out all over jen's foot and she screeched and hopped around and i was really embarrassed ( Read more... )

the metro is pretty cool. i like it better than the pantheon.

my last night in the u of s spent relishing a keg part-ay with the likes of "tato" and "jew", trying to destroy un bubble machine, and dance with CaRAZY college boys while listening to rap/ccr/beatles.
see you bitches in frankfurt.

so we were going to drive to dollywood tomorrow but its closed till march and i uh look like that girl from The Secretary?

ROCK-IN IN TO THE NIGHT
rockinintothenight.

good heavens.

i'm tired of my brother farting on my head. it's time to travel. somewhere--maybe tx maybe CO maybe north MS maybe GA. maybe i need a car first.

it's been a while since i've been hit on by pirate-crazed skinheads. but i guess it's been a while for a lot of things.