your eyes look like two cherries in a glass of buttermilk

henceforth, my summer diet is comprised soley of sno-balls and red potatoes.

kaufman lives.

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the arcade at crystal's smells like the ballpits at mCdonald's.

while strolling along the sylvan path ( Read more... )

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Capn' Crunch's Mystery Volcanic Crunch--a rare oddity found only at the dark, dusty back of the supermarket shelf....or complete mystery volcanic bullshit?

i wish i could walk better and i wish that i had the power to distinguish camoflauged holes from solid ground.

i also wish that new legs could be found for combat chuck.

there is nothing more thrilling than taking a piss in the silent, forsaken bathrooms of the bottom floor science building and library.

i should dress like a butch dyke more often. more awesome unshirted volleyball playing short-statured boys talk to me that way. and if i could only sing like niko, i could then wander about seducing people with my deep german weird voice dressed like a baggy shorted butch dyke and not eating candy ( Read more... )