Look, Ma -- I'm a superhero!

[jencbean]

Classified Ad of the Day:
Wedding gown, size 18, extra-long train, fingertip veil, new $1600; $400/OBO. Worn once because I was an idiot.

The Simpsons Quote of the Day:
Homer: Oh, my horoscope! "Taurus: Today, you will DIE...and you may get a compliment from an attractive co-worker!!" Oooooh -- Lenny?

Arrested Development Quote of the Day:

Comments

[anonymous]

It strikes me as odd that you've chosen to live with your arch nemesis. No wonder you haven't been sleeping well - you have to keep an eye open at all times in case he comes in to steal your.. "magical" powers. (Really - what other kind of powers are there for a superhero? Ironic powers? Over-easy powers? Sneezy powers?)

How good is Arrested Development? So good.

-Kath

[jencbean]

I think Mr_Papyrus is actually training his geckos to attack me when I least suspect. That bastard...I'm onto him, though!

When I say "magical" powers, I mean wizard/sorcerer-type of powers. Yes, all types of powers are, in a sense, "magical", but I was trying to make it clear that I wanted not Superman or Spiderman-type of powers; I wanted Harry Potter-type of powers. Make sense now? (You may insert the appropriate "No" here.)

In non-related news, "Arrested Development" is by far one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. I literally laugh out loud whenever I watch it...and I'm by myself. Dear god, it's soooo funny!

[anonymous]

wait... I want to respond... but where the hell is my computer?!?!??

[jencbean]

I have no idea what you're talking about (question mark?).

[surewoodskizm]

Yes!! I have issues!

[jencbean]

Haven't I been trying to tell you this for 21 years now?

Take, for example, when you were born:

Dustin at 1-week-old: (crying)
Jen at 3-years-old: ... ... ... You have issues.

I thought I've made this very clear to you.