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[jendelonge]

Okay, I am sure you guys want to know why I was gone for so long. Well the truth is that I had way too much to drink and had a hang over for like three weeks. Actually thats a lie. My husband and I have just been too busy having sex. Well, we're either busy having sex, or he's busy having sex with Mark. I mean, recording their new album. I swear if

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[thomass_delonge]

No one can kill my Jenni. And no little teenie bopper fan is gonna marry me! Pfft... I mean if you die I still got Mark! But I wouldnt let you die, I'll be like Romeo and kill myself after you die. I can't live with out you hon.

[jendelonge]

I love you so much. You are the most caring sensitive man I know. Even though you are the gayest man I know.. I love you.

Tonight I think we will have to bring some Romeo and Juliet costumes into the bedroom.

[stormy_grushka]

I was worried you had left.

We need to get together for drinks some time soon. A wifes of rockstars night out? *laughs*

Sounds like fun to me.

[jendelonge]

No need to worry now, for I have returned.

Sounds like the best idea I've heard in a long long time. Just let me know when, and I'll tell you where. ;)

[thomass_delonge]

[[Hi, Since RPG is making up your one storyline I'm gonna change mine. I'm gonna "not be with Jen" and start dating someone else. Doesn't matter who though. I just wanna try this out. So, since you don't update that much anyway.. I didn't think you'd mind much. So I'm starting a new storyline with everyone.. but Jen. Sorry hun! Don't be mad... Everyone else doesn't care. And I can't EVER get a hold of you. So laters..]]

tom and jen

[anonymous]

jen and tom sitting in a tree..f-u-c-k-i-n-g. o sorry nevermind that hey jena dnt om i totally agree with you jen miss delonge i mean tom is in fact the gayest person in the worls and mark and tom to in fact have pleasurebly butt sex with whips and dildos.thats why thier cd was called enema of the state, they got that idea when mark went in to get one so tom didnt get a shitcock.well gotta go ill see you guys later.

-Alex Baird
(Skate To Nirvana)<~screen name

i dunno what your lj name means...

[anonymous]

but, hey! wanna say that your SOOO COOL!!! PEASE! let me be your bitch!!! oh, tell that to skye to! i hpoe you read this c";)
god bless you :)

and, no. im not jelaus cause your married to tom... well, ok a little. i hope you answer this. ok?

you will always be my bitch from heaven lol

milla