Well, I watched the acceptance speech, and the funny thing to me was the music.  After he finished, the music swelled...and I realized it sounded really familar.  It took me a minute but then I figured out that part of it (one they played a few times) was from "The Patriot."  Hahahaha..clever...CLEVER.  I may have not supported him, but hey..I  ( Read more... )

Apparently the gods of color guard have a real funny sense of humor...

Im probably going to go up with Lindz, Giz, and Nicki to tryout for a DCA group..and apparently audrey is going to go to the same tryouts!  Oh what glory!!  But hey, if she does actually show up I won't start nothing.  Im there with MY friends (notice I said MY not OUR) to spin ( Read more... )

Elm2802: this girl at work, mary, was dating this guy and they moved in together. well... they broke up but still lived together.
Elm2802: so, she was working yesterday, and when she got home, her house was fucking EMPTY! she said the only things he left were her clothes and her dog. he even took the fucking toilet paper!!!! AND! she's 3 weeks late ( Read more... )

Finally..someone who understands...and by someone I mean my mother:

BABY14509: everyone is like "watch the debate! be informed!' and im like...um that's nice...
jbj3920: I'm not watchihng the debates either they're boring.
BABY14509: we should just choose presidents the old fashioned way, a slap fight.
jbj3920: I think we should never have broken away ( Read more... )

omg haha HILARIOUS: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884025

Elm2802: seriously. we're like the perfect girls. we don't care for all that emotional bullshit. we're not all like, pay attention to me shit. we're cool as shit. why do guys always go for the chicks who cry and argue about shit all the time?
b AbY14509: this is what i am saying.

SERIOUSLY!!!!  Liz makes an excellent point.  And I am sorry to say ( Read more... )

Im not sure where my love slave is..but it isn't in my room, which makes it wrong ( Read more... )

there are a lot of google images for "vitamin water."  Just sayin.

She talks..and talks..and TALKS!  It's like she has an energizer battery that only allows her to talk about things that are annoying...well not all the time...but most of the time.  My head is so full of her problems by the time I drop her off on my way home that it wants to EXPLODE IN AGONY!!!!  I like being a nice friend and giving her a ride to ( Read more... )

I saw my ex best friend Rachel standing by her car on the side of the road today...and her friends trying to locate her spare tire. It made me very happy inside.