Why do people use facebook notes to validate their own lives?  I never really liked facebook notes...but I don't think that was what the creators had in mind.  If you have to make a note about how great your life is and blah blah blah, it's obvious you are just trying to convince yourself of what you are saying.  I like using facebook notes for ( Read more... )

Wooo criminal justice is finally done!  Time to go home now.

KK sent me a facebook inbox telling me something like: Audrey's facebook status is "imapleaserimapleaseromgimapleazer shut the fuck up" or something...well...hahaha.  I guess that was in response to the bumper sticker Justin made that said "im a pleaser!"  Making fun of their hookup... ( Read more... )

b      AbY14509: there's a guy that's really cool but not attractive is that okay
catalina0007: no
catalina0007: because then it's embarassing to take out
catalina0007: in public
b      AbY14509: ITS?!

b      AbY14509: that bitch needs to mind her own buis
catalina0007: I KNOW
catalina0007: I didn't ask for a cow's input.

b      AbY14509:  LOL!!! ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream I had sex with this guy Justin...yes kk...that Justin.  HAHA anyway, I think I fell asleep in the dream and when I woke up this guy came into the room dressed in a long grey robe with a hood.  He said he was the "leader" and that Justin had to come light a candle in a box and go to the ceremony.  Apparently he's in some ( Read more... )

 So I finally watched this old school VHS KK and I bought for 25 cents called "REPLI-KATE." It's about these college guys who are scientists that decide to clone a really hot girl named Kate, in order to have a relationship with her.  The clone I mean.  (Pure Genius.)  They teach the clone to act like a guy, thereby creating the perfect woman!  It' ( Read more... )

I just pwned everyone's ass that's in my criminal justice online class.  Having parents that are lawyers makes it easy to find good legal research....which makes it easy to write awesome papers.  Suckers.

 I made Dean's list!!!! for the first time!!! Im not retarded!! joy!  haha ( Read more... )

Liz and I were discussing dating.  Come away with me ( Read more... )

As I was cleaning my room, I found an old diary from highschool.  I made the mistake of starting to read it.  And...WOW...I wanted to go back in time and punch that girl who wrote that diary in the face.  I seriously sounded so...I don't even know.  Half the crap I wrote about was how much I liked matt sharpe (I obviously had brain damage back then ( Read more... )

So  went clubbin in DC tonight with cata!  It wasn't that great actually, but we found the clubs.  Unlike last time, where I was lost in DC with Erin for what seemed like an eternity.  I drove and it was crazy that we did not get lost this time...we only had issues trying to find a place to park.   We ended up parking somewhere random and ( Read more... )