[x] I have eaten more than 5 meals a day ( Read more... )

1. Who was your favorite all time teacher(s ( Read more... )

Your senior year in High School is supposed to be "the best year of your life." Let's see how much you remember ( Read more... )

What were you doing at MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT ( Read more... )

everytime, i talk to you. all i can think about is that for everytime you called me beautiful or sexy. you kept a secret from me, that makes me feel like that was lie.

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so im really sick. like...throwing up everywhere sick. and you know what. nothing says attractive like that does. but mostly it sucks. i hurt cus im hungry and then i throw which hurts too. and then eating makes me feel ewwww. For instance today i bit into a hotdog which reminded of dead flesh. and then i tired chicken which remind of scales and ( Read more... )

i truly to believe that everything. and i do mean everything is funny as hell. i for instance believe narcolepsy and that family of disease pretty much are the funniest thing ever ( Read more... )

at first i thought i was kind of wierd. now i think im a personal engagement black hole. and i have a flawless record. i joked about being this neo-yenta. without even realizing it, or even trying. the universe decried to be so ( Read more... )