[DEATHNOTE] Fic: Nose Water

[jenhippo]

Title: Nose Water
Author: jengou
Fandom: Death Note
Pairings: Mello/Matt
Genre: Humour/Fluff?
Rating: PG?
Warnings: Over 1,000 words of dumb, I'm really sorry D:
Disclaimer: The boys own ME. I own nothing.
Prompt: Matt has an allergy to something, and the wacky hijinks that take place as a result. PLEASE.
Notes: Belated birthday present for miruvix!

Comments

[ikiningyo]

Aahahaha, this was so funny! I love Mello's manly handbag XDDD

[jenhippo]

Ahahaha, that was one thing that terrified me a lot walking around in Japan! All the manbags! And now my English friends are getting them too, it's scaaaaaary!

I'm glad you found the silliness funny 8DDD

[phishy]

Omg, that was awesome! I can totally sympathize with poor Matt - in the aw-fuck-I-can't-stop-sneezing sense, at least. Damn cold. -_-

I love Mello's manpurse and suave foreplay skillz! And of course, Matt being adorable. "Ew, vaginas!" and "she was such a slut." :3 I love your versatility as a writer - from serious fics like "Gone Fading Everything" to cute, silly stuff like this.

Great fic! :D

[jengou]

Yes yes, stupid weather! I also had a cold when I wrote this, my nose is peeling~

Eeee, versatility, thank you! I really admire Dizzy Lemon for their versatality, with crazy crack like 'Wammy's Angels' and epic angst like 'Limelight', so for me, versatility is super high praise indeed :D Thank you!

[talithan]

That made me laugh so, so hard. I love you. And the dumb, well, the dumb just makes it funnier. I thought I'd hit the best line at "I'm allergic to gay sex?" but then there was the flying spittle of outrage and the vagina thing and the "my nose is so well lubricated" thing and the non-foreplay XD Awesome.

[jengou]

Ahahah, I'm relieved the dumb make it funnier! I felt downright guilty, imposing my dumbness upon the unknowing public like that XD Thank you for laughing those bits! :D

[slvrsolealchmst]

HAHAHAHA. Okay, so. I just got home from an early night, thanks to a college party I was at getting busted stupidly early. I'm tipsy off my ass (But luckily sobered enough to type wthout too many errors, LOL) and let me tell you - THIS STORY IS EVEN BETTER WHEN INTOXICATED, DUMB OR NOT. You rock. You made the fact that the cops almost got us totally worth it. Hahahaha.

[jengou]

THIS STORY IS EVEN BETTER WHEN INTOXICATED, DUMB OR NOT.

Ahahaha, brilliant! I-I'm glad the cop didn't get ya :O Thank you for lovely comment!

[bakasamu]

I'm in tears right now, and my stomach and jaws HURT from laughing. I have enough funny mental images now to last me a life time and a half.

Matt's well-lubricated nose. Heeheehee...

[jengou]

Awwwwww, this warms my heart through and through ♥ Thank you!!

A friend said she can no longer look at a nose anymore without imagining a penis up the nostrils, and I was so proud!