Just Thought I'd Mention...

[jenicided]

"Scientists speculate that in rare cases, the human body is capable of manufacturing such a high degree of heat that internal combustion occurs spontaneously."

...so if you happen to find a pile of ashes on the floor, you'll know what happened to me.

K, thanks.

Comments

[kushderuh]

What the fuck dude? I'm gonna vacation on the surface of the sun to cool down. Sheesh. I prefer that costal plain shit.

[jenicided]

This is total bullshit, man..
I think I'll go fry an egg.... on my ass.

[h8luvh8]

well at least your ass is good for something...

:P

[jenicided]

if you only knew...

[bela1313]

"Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames."