...just had breakfast at IHOP with my mama. I'll be back in San Francisco in less than 12 hours. I still have a shitload of laundry to do before I pack. It has been great seeing my friends and family. Hey trix316, don't forget to send me the pictures!!! I've been socializing non-stop since I've been here and if one more person hugs me, I'm gonna snap a ( Read more... )

Ugh.. I only have a moment to update. My reunion blew ass. It was the dullest experience I have yet to be subjected to. I think we would have had more fun at an insurance seminar. The only cool part was a night's stay at the Westin with the "heavenly beds." I've been staying with my two best friends at the townhouse that would have been the three ( Read more... )

Off to LA...
...be back on the 10th.

Try not to miss me too much.

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Now let me tell you a story of a big ole' skinhead - On a tragic and fateful day - He put 10 cents in his pocket kicked his wife and family - And went to ride on the M.B.T.A. - Did he ever return, no he never returned and his fate is still unknown ... He's the skinhead who never returns. He's the skinhead who never returns.

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I knew it wouldn't be long before a few thousand assholes made the Britney/Madonna spit-swap into their icon...

I weep for the future...

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got ( Read more... )

Two periods in the same month. Jesus loves me, oh yes he does. Asshole ( Read more... )

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OMG can the media shut the fuck up about the skank MTV p0rn!? Jesus Christ. Are people that surprised that a whoremonger such as Madonna would do this? Get real.. it's just another pathetic attempt at "controversy" when in fact, she did nothing more than reaffirm the fact that the music industry is dead. It's not about the music. It's about who you ( Read more... )