W A N T E D ! ! !

Huge reward for anyone who can help me get these...

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Against my better judgment, I was forced to see Open Range last night. Eh.. not my type of movie, but it was halfway decent, plus I was out-voted 5-1. Of course I wanted to see Freddy Vs Jason, but I refuse to sit in a theater with 14-year-old shitters who got dropped off by mommy. Guess I'll be waiting for the DVD on that one... So even better, ( Read more... )

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This is what happens when Aaron and I go shopping for one title...

Freddy Vs. Jason Soundtrack
Jefftowne
Ghetto Brawls
CKY Trilogy
House Of 1000 Corpses
Brother's Keeper

"Slimline movie actress Renee Zellweger is reportedly being paid a $3.2 million bonus to pack on the pounds for her reprised role as Bridget Jones. The petite Chicago star is already on a high-fat diet in order to achieve the rounder figure needed for the British singleton - and film producers have guaranteed her $112,000 for every pound out of ( Read more... )

I fucking love HIM

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Phone rings.

Me: Hello?
Them: Were you on the computer?
Me: Huh?
Them: Where you on the computer?
Me: No?
Them: Lou?
Me: What?
Them: Is this Lou?
Me: Do I sound like my name is Lou?
Them: Oh.. sorry, wrong number.
Me: Dumbass.

I think I'll let the machine get the next one...