That's it...someone hand me the miracle blade...

I'M READY TO CUT MY BOOBS OFF!!!

Serious. Or maybe I just need to sleep in a straitjacket.

Roll one way, they get squished, roll another way, and I choke.

Better look out, I'm liable to take an eye out...

Get these fucking things off of me!!!

Y'know, I'm all about freedom of expression...but why the fuck anyone would choose Clay Aiken for their LJ icon is beyond me ( Read more... )

I'm so sick of self-righteous motherfuckers who think they have license to be pissed off at the world. While there are several things I hate about this world, most of them are things that I cannot control. There is nothing more aggravating than people who generate their bullshit out of claiming to be alone, psychotic, and misunderstood ( Read more... )

I had a dream about spicetrader last night. It made me spongy ( Read more... )

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I don't believe it and neither will some of you.

It's an absolute horrible, filthy, rotten, and plain disgusting announcement.

I'm going back to work for Tower Records.

Look out your window... pigs are flying.

I would give up my left tit to have a psychic reading with Sylvia Browne. This is why:

Prior to coming into this life, you selected a list of things you wanted to accomplish. This list is your "Chart." It is like a blueprint of the major events you want to experience. The Chart includes things like race, sex, parents, health, intelligence, ( Read more... )

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Well I cracked.

I have just dyed my hair... dark. REALLLLLLY dark. No more red.

Had to do it.

My roots looked like a diseased carrot. Serious.

In 22 minutes, I'm gonna look goth.

I don't want to look goth.

Ugh, why do I have to have hair at all.

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