Wasps

[jenlet]

Why the hell did God make the wasp? That fucker is UGLY. They are just so creepy and nasty looking... I really don't understand the point of them other than to make me hyperventilate and run away screaming like a kid.

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[no_need_to_know]

We had a giant nest last Spring that was right by our window. It was pretty entertaining while we were inside; I'd bang the window and my cat would try to smack each of the fuckers through the glass.

(not safe for those outside walking)

[jenlet]

haha, nice.

When I first started dating Chris five years ago, his brother needed to go pick up his beat up old Mustang from some body shop somewhere over by Waters. I can't remember where anymore. Anyway, we took him there and then followed him back to their house. Well, the car had been there so long that wasps set up shop in the tail lights. It was night when we were driving back and every time Wes broke for traffic or a light, we could see all those nasty little shits going NUTS in the tail lights. They were mad as hell. It was funny. :)

[jenlet]

Hey I can code propertly! mad as hell

There we go.

[no_need_to_know]

haha, that's awesome. Florida is notorious for these little fuckers. My friend Laura actually created a club against them.

When I was a kid, we had a swing set in the backyard. My best friend was this little kid named Jeffrey who looked a lot like Peewee Herman. We were swinging one day and a storm of wasps came out of the top post and swarmed right for him. He fucking hauled ass out of my backyard and down the street. Turns out he was allergic. Anyway, it ended up happier than the ending to My Girl.

[devilshoutsback]

My thing is Spiders but I don't dig Wasp too much either especially since my wife is severely allergic to them.

I am the crusher of Wasp's!

And the band sucked too.

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Postscript: Oh, this is Steve from Louisiana by the way from back in the day remember? I'm married now and living in Topeka Kansas ... The marriage is good, and Topeka is ...um, "OK". hehe.

S.