Just thought I'd share some important advice on how to be a good wifey...


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looking forward to a great year with my 8th grade language arts students:

CW: "MIss, how do you spell clothes?"
Me: "C-L-O-T-H-E-S"
CW: "There's a t in there?? I ain't hear no t in cloze"

priceless

So I took the humor test posted on A's livejournal. Here are my results. Apparently I'm a vulgar and spontaneous motherfucker

the Shock Jock

(52% dark, 60% spontaneous, 44% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the ( Read more... )

I went to the mall today. I figured that now that I have a real job and need to dress nice for my real job I'll go to the mall and get some real nice clothes. Have you been to the mall lately?? I was just flabergasted by the frikkin prices! Granted, I did go into some nice stores like The Limited, J Crew, Banana Republic, etc. But its just ( Read more... )

So I think I finally might have a job. 99.9% sure of it, in fact. If I fuck this one up, then I probably should start thinking of looking into other career choices. It allll started last Wednesday. I had looked on the Website of the Sahuarita school district for jobs because I was starting to hate subbing so much that I was starting to want to ( Read more... )

I don't know why I did it. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Maybe I was thinking, man, I have heard so much about the beheadings in Iraq and how much our Americans are suffering that maybe I'm curious to see one. I have never made such a mistake. They say you see hundreds of thousands, even millions of violent acts in your lifetime. ( Read more... )