Title: Shotgun
Author:
jenmstar E-mail: jenmstar@gmail.com
Pairing: Craig Parker/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: PG
Archive:
fellow_shippers pac_con southern_cross Disclaimer: This is all fiction.
Beta: None. Please tell me if there are any mistakes.
Notes: Just for a bit of fun.
“It's about time you finished.”
“Poor you, having to sit around and do nothing while I had to work.”
“Hey, I had to die tonight if you remember.”
“Well, I have to do this for six more weeks.”
“After next week, I'm unemployed.”
“I haven't gotten to take a shower in a week.”
“I have to live with someone who hasn't taken a shower in a week.”
“I lost a tooth doing this.”
“At least you got that fixed. My wig makes me look like a fat drag queen…. Hey! Stop laughing…”
“Fine, you win. I'll drive home.”