Someone aerated our lawn. No clue who, and none of our neighbor's lawns are aerated, so we're pretty sure it wasn't one of them. Anyone want to fess up?

Sitting in your car halfway to work and wondering if you're wearing matching shoes.

I just noticed that Peeps, not unlike a piece of sushi, are something best eaten in one bite, but are just slightly bigger than a bite should be (um, for me, not for agent00groovey).

Where's the Peeps fan page for Peeps Sushi??

It is very disheartening when things are so bad YOUR BOSS is ready to quit.

It does not bode well when you begin your day by having a spider drop on your naked boob. Wearing a white shirt was also a mistake.

I'm a car dancer. I turn the music up loud, sing along, and bop my head and or "dance" the parts that can move reasonably without endangering myself or anyone else on the road. Especially on a nice day and a long drive with a great song like "Johnny Are You Queer" coming out of my speakers. Imagine my surprise when a car with 3 girls passes me ( ( Read more... )

I hate papercuts!!!

( What I wrote while I was on Jury Duty 2 Thursdays ago, before we were released at 3pm... )

I was not surprised to hear of Jill Carroll's release today. After the first deadline for her death came and passed and it was clear she was still alive, I started to suspect that she was in on the plot to get women freed; and still do. What other hostages have been treated so well and released when their demands weren't met?

I'm totally addicted to Diet Pepsi. It's odd to say that, because before my pregnancy I was a 100% Diet Coke girl, and Diet Pepsi was the enemy. Now I don't really like Diet Coke, and will go out of my way to find a Wendy's or Taco Bell so I can have DP. Imagine my disappointment when I went to a Wendy's in OH and they had Diet Coke ( Read more... )